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the HR ladys about to be pissed.
we went to HER boss, and her boss said " wtf, do your job, quit making excuses before they hire a lawyer "

small back story.
they stole 197 from my wifes check.
said she couldn't get it back.
back pay for health plan she didnt know she could opt outta
sense she had no meeting to even sign up
hr just did it for her.
she they stole 197 outta her check, and said they wouldnt refund.

we went to the employee advocate
now its fixed.
and hr will be pissed.
cant legally charge us for something we dont want.
its the law.
guess saying we would sue, scared them.

couldnt imagine being someone who dont know the legal laws and just lets it happen.

Im sad. only 4 of ur 8 blocks remain.
are, is this you leaving me?

Anyone else been so pissed at their boss they took exlax, and shit in his garbage can?
me either....

I'm sad.
One of your 6 or 8 idk how many you have now.
but one of the blocks fell off!
I MISS IT!!!!
BRING IT BACK!!!!!

My wife woke up up yelling " the washer exploded "
the house is gunna flood.
So, the asshole i am, took my sweet time to get shots on.
( i sleep naked ) anyways, i walk down stairs....
The washers making an ungodly sound that made my asshole pucker right up.
so, i do the smart thing and turn the damn washer off.
then my brain registers that im standing in a huge, very cold, puddle.
I sigh, and tell my wife im going outside to smoke ( 420, not Tobacco )
I get to the mudroom, and guess what i hear?
*splash**drip*
i look down to the basement and i found our indoor pool.
*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
^^ goes through my head
I called the roomie, and just went back to bed.
The fuck i was dealing with that right away in the morning.
By the time i woke up, the roomie had come home and fixed it.

But, no, i totally NOPED that.